We take deposits for the same reason your catering company, mechanic, or lawyer requires deposits. In each case they are providing their time, services, and commitments to you. The deposit is an agreement to hold that time and space for you, and for you alone. The squares on your calendar are valuable, and we want to confirm that we will honor your time by honoring our time, too.

Strap-on play, pegging, anal, whatever you call it — it’s a wonderful thing. A chance to get in touch with your body in a deeply intimate way, and to explore what it means to experience pleasure with another person.

If you’d like to receive this kind of attention, I suggest preparing with a simple douche.

It’s important to release the ambition for immediate payoff, and embrace a slow build that will lead inevitably to better orgasms. A little time invested in letting our bodies do their thing, and you’ll be amazed by the results.

Listening is the key that unlocks me. I know how I like to get off, and if you’re attentive, you’ll know how I like to get off, too. So listen up: Eating my pussy requires the simplest and most difficult thing of all — unwavering adherence to the instructions I give you.